Mr. Plow

Venting my spleen daily for your gratification. I have decided to create an outlet for my free form opinions on music, movies, basketball, and the ephemera floating in my brain. Probably ten people will read this, but I hope you're entertained. "I'm Mr Plow/And I'm here to say/I'm the plowingest guy in the USA/I got a big plow/And I move a lot of things/ Just like your cow/If you have one."

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Black History Month 3: The Enemy Strikes Black

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"A rat done bit my sister Nell. (with Whitey on the moon) Her face and arms began to swell. (and Whitey's on the moon) I can't ...
Saturday, February 12, 2005

Black History Month 2: Electric Boogaloo

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"Power condedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you ...
Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Black History Month...

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Some quotes: "A wise man once told me not to argue with fools, 'cause people from a distance can't tell who is who." -Jay-...
Wednesday, February 02, 2005

The Fifth Annual Amy Awards

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Here they are. The fifth annual Amy Awards. Please remember that I currently do not get paid to see movies, so I missed a few. So, this list...
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Saturday, January 22, 2005

Watch this Space...

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5th Annual Amy Awards. Coming next week. Get ready!
Thursday, January 20, 2005

Random Musings...

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Enough with the inaguration. I didn't get to see "The View", "Starting Over", and "AMC". Great! Thanks. At...
Tuesday, January 18, 2005

What's the Matter With Gwen Stefani?

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My answer, nothing. I will start all of this by saying that I am NOT a fan of No Doubt. I hated ska before they popped it up and I still hat...
Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Happy Holidays

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I am taking Christmas back from Bill O'Reilly. He can kiss my butt. I love Christmas, but seriously most people like the gifts and trees...
Monday, December 13, 2004

Television...

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TV is really in a great period right now. Everyone is aware of Lost and Desperate Houswives, two shows that kick major ass. But, please watc...
Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Get Thee to a Video Store...

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Yesterday Robert Altman's "Short Cuts" was released on DVD. I am getting my copy tomorrow after work. Anyone who loves film an...
Saturday, November 13, 2004

Guess Who's Back?

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Okay, I'm done talking about politics and I'm gonna go back to writing crap. I hope to post more and also make those posts fun an...
Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The Revolution Will NOT Be Televised

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I can't believe it...he won. Why? Do people like losing their jobs to Indians and want to scrape together a mortage working the AM shif...
Monday, November 01, 2004

A Quick One While He's Away

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VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE Amazingly, I really think it matters this time. I'll be at the polls at 6...
Monday, September 27, 2004

Advice to Those Who Didn't Ask

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Everyday when I walk down the street, I get asked, "Amy, do you have any advice for celebrities?" And I always answer in the affir...
Tuesday, September 07, 2004

If Elected I Will Not Serve...

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If I ran for president I would try to be as honest as possible. I would probably never get elected. People say they want an honest politicia...
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Thursday, August 26, 2004

Just Thinking...

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I have come to the realization that I am what the kids term a "playa hater". And, I am going to say something about this right now...
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Saturday, July 31, 2004

Amy's Top 10 Lists (Like you care...)

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Here are few top ten lists from me to you: Amy's Top Ten Movies of All Time: 1. Short Cuts 2. Boogie Nights 3. Splendor in the Gra...
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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

William and Mary Won't Do

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So, in about a month, my class is having its 10 year reunion. I'm not real sure how I feel about it. I'm going. You want to know why...
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Friday, July 09, 2004

Amy's Theory of Soap Operas (A tentative version)

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Okay, a lot of people will not admit to watching soap operas. They're not quality, the viewers are dumb, they have no redeeming values. ...
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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Lady Porn

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People are always looking for ways to arouse women. They talk about making porn for the ladies. Something seductive, something that is made ...
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