Mr. Plow

Venting my spleen daily for your gratification. I have decided to create an outlet for my free form opinions on music, movies, basketball, and the ephemera floating in my brain. Probably ten people will read this, but I hope you're entertained. "I'm Mr Plow/And I'm here to say/I'm the plowingest guy in the USA/I got a big plow/And I move a lot of things/ Just like your cow/If you have one."

Monday, November 28, 2005

The Greatest Song Lyric Ever

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"Making there way/ The only way they know how/ But's that's just a little bit more/ Than the law will allow" -Waylon Jenni...
Thursday, November 17, 2005

Desperate Housewives

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Okay, so I'm still watching Desperate Housewives. But, the first three episodes of this season were brutal. They were not funny, there w...
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Friday, November 11, 2005

Morning Bloody Television

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So with my new life as a freelancer, part-time teacher, and all-around raconteur I have been spending a lot more time watching television in...
Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Sad Ballad of Terrell Owens

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This is just a quick little post. I'll have something longer later. But, I want to talk about the biggest wasted potential in football, ...
Sunday, November 06, 2005

New Look Knicks

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Today I went to my first Knicks game of the season. Everything is being advertised as the "New Look Knicks". Excluding Stephon Mar...
Thursday, October 27, 2005

Amy's Movie Reviews

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I know, I know you're wondering, "Amy, why haven't you written many movie reviews? We know you love movies." Well, I haven...
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Shout Outs

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Just back from a big night of comedy and standing in Times Square passing out fliers. But, I wanted to give some love to my homies. You can...
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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Soul Jazz Records

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Soul Jazz Records, for those of you who might not know, is the go to label for self-loathing white hipsters. As a self-loathing white hipste...
Monday, October 17, 2005

Football Notes

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As football season gets close to the halfway mark I wanted to give a shout out to the Bengals! Wow, 5-1 and looking better every week. Carso...
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Upcoming Shows...

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10/26 NY Comedy Club (24th Street and 2nd Avenue) 9pm Industry Showcase Price TBA
Friday, October 14, 2005

Words of Wisdom

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"Be a spirit, not a ghost" -Amiri Baraka in 'Bulworth'
Thursday, October 13, 2005

Recommended Blogs

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I'm still trying to learn html and how to paste. For now, here is a list of my favorite blogs: http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com http://tre...
Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The Search for Authenticity

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Most white girls between the ages of 12-17 goes through a few common phases. There is the vampire phase usually brought on by prolonged expo...
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Thursday, October 06, 2005

Upcoming Shows

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October 11th @ 7:30pm HA! Comedy Club October 13th @ 7:30pm and 9:30pm HA! Comedy Club Come on down and check it out!

Amy's Theory of Hip-Hop

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Much like my theory of soap operas, I have a theory on why rap has always been stronger in certain areas and not in others. The basic key to...

I Apologize

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Sorry about the size of the picture. I'm new to all this fancy computer stuff. I'm just a poor country lawyer. From now on the blog ...
Sunday, September 25, 2005

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Available for parties, bar mitzvahs, and no limit Texas hold 'em tournaments. 
Saturday, September 24, 2005

The Last Few Movies I've Seen...

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I can actually recommend. The end of summer was brutal with very little to see. However, I can recommend the last few films I've seen. A...
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Friday, September 23, 2005

An Open Letter to Missy Elliot

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Dear Missy, Holla! It's me Amy. I just wanted to write and let you know how I feel about your new album "The Cookbook". Girl, ...
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

All She Ever Wanted

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So, I have some actual articles I want to write. But, I'm starting with this frothy brew. I watched possibly one of the most bizarre Lif...
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