Mr. Plow

Venting my spleen daily for your gratification. I have decided to create an outlet for my free form opinions on music, movies, basketball, and the ephemera floating in my brain. Probably ten people will read this, but I hope you're entertained. "I'm Mr Plow/And I'm here to say/I'm the plowingest guy in the USA/I got a big plow/And I move a lot of things/ Just like your cow/If you have one."

Monday, March 16, 2009

Dead Joke Pile

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So, when I was still writing jokes and grinding out on the scene, I tried to keep my act fresh. What this means is besides war horse jokes t...
Friday, March 13, 2009

Cinnabon Cinnamon

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So, I bought this cinnamon bread for breakfast. It is quite tasty with coffee and a little butter. But, here is the thing to me. They advert...
Thursday, February 19, 2009

Get Ready for an Even More Ridiculous Blog!!!!

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So, if all goes according to plan, I will have this blog outfitted with Twitter. That way, instead of windy, self-important blogs, you will ...
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Revenge of the Blerds

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Blerd is a noun. It is a combinaiton of the words Black and Nerd. With a Blerd-in-Chief just put into office I wanted to use this time to sp...
Monday, December 15, 2008

Merry Christmas from Amy and Sadie

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So, I am starting my annual tradition of my favorite holiday videos. Have a great Christmas, Hannukah, Kwaanza, or just a nice winter!
Thursday, December 11, 2008

Got My Holiday Spirit!

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So, I watched a show last night called "The Secret Millionaire". It got very dusty in our house at the end of the show. In it, a m...
Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Thank you Barack Obama

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Now, Marty McFly never has to tell Mayor Goldie Wilson he can be mayor. He'll believe it on his own.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008

VOTE

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VOTE!!!!!VOTE!!!!!VOTE!!!!!VOTE!!!!! We can change the world today.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008

When I Grow Up...

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I want to be Thornton Melon when I grow up. Seriously, who doesn't.
Monday, September 15, 2008

My Oral Surgery

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This video is a re-enactment of my recent tooth extraction. Jude Law is playing the role of Amy Patrick in this scene. I am finally losing t...
Tuesday, July 22, 2008

My Brain Hurts

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I just watched a movie where Alan Payne played a Puerto Rican and Renee Zellweger played a Hasidic Jew. I need to go lie down.
Friday, July 18, 2008

Best Way to Describe the Whole Thing

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I used to get so worked up by Elisabeth Hassleback on "The View" that I wrote an angry letter. Now, she just makes me laugh. I thi...
Thursday, July 17, 2008

My Weird Crush

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Anyone who knows me knows that I have two types of guys I am attracted to. There are tall, athletic type guys with race unimportant. I like ...
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Long Time...

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It's been a long time since I did any kind of real blogging. I used to write about music, movies, books, TV, sports. Whatever. But... I ...
Friday, June 06, 2008

Walking on the Lower East Side...

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I saw a sign that said this... "Plus Size Skinny Jeans" Nothing else necessary!
Monday, April 14, 2008

20th Anniversaries Make Me Feel Old

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Since this weekend, MTV and MTV2 have been commemorating the 20th Anniversary of Yo! MTV Raps. This has me feeling just a bit old. "Why...
Friday, April 11, 2008

My Favorite NY Places

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Part One: The Fulton Mall Brooklyn, NY I have decided to write an on-going series of pieces about some of my favorite places in NY. I want t...
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Holy S@!T!!!!

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Go read this blog. I almost wet my pants!!!! http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

TV on DVD

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There's a bit that Jim Gaffigan does about watching a movie ten years after it came out. You see it on cable and then want to talk abou...
Monday, March 17, 2008

Getting Shots

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So, today was Sadie's first round of vaccinations. She got four shots and an oral vaccine. She cried and got so upset she pooped her pan...
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