Mr. Plow

Venting my spleen daily for your gratification. I have decided to create an outlet for my free form opinions on music, movies, basketball, and the ephemera floating in my brain. Probably ten people will read this, but I hope you're entertained. "I'm Mr Plow/And I'm here to say/I'm the plowingest guy in the USA/I got a big plow/And I move a lot of things/ Just like your cow/If you have one."

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A Short Hiatus...

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This site will be back with more fun, more writing, and more awesomeness very soon. I promise.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

One Door Closes...

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and another door opens. So, I had my audition at the Strip last night. It went fine. I got laughs and I did a set that does me well at most ...
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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Stupid Rap Analogies to Discuss Friendship

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Everyone knows Josh Homer , he is considered the asshole of the Soapbox. But, to me he is just my friend and benefactor. I could have done ...
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Monday, October 09, 2006

The Whitest Day of my Life

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So, I spend lots of time trying to be a "cool" white person. I try to make strides, go places, and do things that help my people b...
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Monday, October 02, 2006

If Only...

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So, after looking at this in depth, I can honestly say maybe Jessica Lange, but on her worst day and my best day.
Friday, September 29, 2006

The Greatest Fight I Ever Saw

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People talk about great fights. These fights are usually competitions of professionals. The setting is a formal ring. There is money to be m...
Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The View With Rosie (A Review)

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First of all, I'm not afraid to admit it. I have watched The View for the entire 10 year run. It started when I was a junior in college ...
Friday, September 15, 2006

Which Band Am I Talking About???

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So, I'm going to place a few facts in my pseudo-copyrighted bullet point style. Tell me if you know who this band is. This band toured w...
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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Another Quiz in Lieu of an Actual Post

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So, another quiz about me to tide you over until I actually post this weekend. Real writing. I promise. You've Experienced 80% of Life Y...
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm Bored and Taking Quizzes...Watch Out!!!

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Take the quiz: Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz) Cady Herron Your a math freak, your a dork. Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the Worl...
Friday, September 01, 2006

DUH?!?!?!

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To anyone who knows me this test is stating the obvious in about 100 ways. Your Taste in Music: 80's R&B: Highest Influence80's ...
Thursday, August 31, 2006

I Continue to Be Fascinated by the Duggar Family

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Have you ever seen this family? If you have, then you, like me have watched the approximately 5 specials that the Discovery Channel/ Discove...
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I Hate to Say "I Told You So"

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But, I told you so. http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/28/ramsey.arrest/index.html It's tough always being right.
Thursday, August 24, 2006

A Message to Brooklyn Courtesy The Onion

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When I moved into this neighborhood, I fell in love right away. Not with the actual neighborhood, but with its potential: It's affordabl...

I Can't Believe I'm Writing This...

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I am writing this with a sense of shame and sadness. Over a year ago, I decreed that the song "My Humps" was satanic. I used the t...
Monday, August 21, 2006

Get these motherf@$%ing snakes off my motherf@$%ing review!!!!

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So it was inevitable. When the title of this movie was first leaked on the internet, I knew I would be there. The title was genius. So obvio...
Thursday, August 10, 2006

Movie Quiz Madness

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Especially for Kelly, I tried to make this one especially hard!!!!! Good luck to all! Here are three songs and the artists who perform them....
Monday, August 07, 2006

Rememberence of Therapy's Past

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Tired of solipsistic blogs? Too bad. I am sorry that many of you didn't see my comedy husband Josh Homer . But, you will have to see him...
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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Celebrity Sufferers of Exhaustion...Unite!!!!

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You can now add yours truly to this list of heavyweights. I just got back from a medical appointment. I am officially suffering from exhaust...
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Movie Quiz Strikes Again!!!!!

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Another movie quiz to tide you over... What movie featured these three songs: I'm Your Boogie Man- KC and the Sunshine Band Hang on Sloo...
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